Feel sick? Try tequila

Forget about eating chicken soup, drinking tea with honey and gargling salt water.

If you sense the sniffles coming on, pour yourself a shot of tequila.

Have a lime wedge ready. Swig the tequila. Suck the lime.

That's it, you're cured. Go to bed. In the morning you'll feel fabulous.

Tequila: it's medicinal. Promise.